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You phone your boss to inform him that you won't be in today as you've been bitten by a Tse Tse Fly that was hiding in a Pig's Ears necklace that your third-cousin twice removed sent to you from Tanzania.
You have 2 choices:
Your boss is very kind and understanding.
Your boss is a prat.