Unordinary Week

You decide it's time to stand out and be a good citizen. Even though you kind of don't like the idea, you still fumble around for your suit and suitcase and get ready for work. Your shirt stinks and is uncomfortably sticky from soda, which spilled all over it. You open your door and head out. The boiling sun towers above you and adds sweat to your already foul smelling shirt. You...