Trash Day

you smell him before you see hi m

"what the shit?" "i know, its fucking rancid

he staggering along the alley & you catch up easy

'Hey, your the guy I saw eatging shit at the bookstore!"

'Poop" he says. "whatever bro. Seriusly, who fuckin does that? you dont eat poop.'

'I do he says. "thats my name. Donteatpoop. all 1 word."

'No shit?' you are impressed. 'that blows dude. I bet u never get laid'

"nope." he says. "Imma virgin.

SLeazy E & snake start laughing. "AHAHAHAHAHAH!' 'a virgin, he admits it!!'

'dude, so, youve never had sex?"

'no. & also you guys set me on fire back there. look, im burned to shit."

Its true, he will never get any pussy at all

'This dudes a faggot'' Snake says "lets mess w/ him." You step up to donteatpoop.

"wat?! NO!!" he sharts himself in panic.

"that settles it, get him!' you rush him & he tries to sumble away.