Trash Day

IT is your dad!

"Unng, uhh, whats up?" you say.

"hi son. well the thing isa,"

"Yeh, what?"

"STFU & listen dammit. I'm going down on ur mom tonight."

"Atghm, ungh, yeh, what? WHY ARE U TELLIMG ME THIS?"

"You'll have to sleep somewhere elsr tonight, were doing it in your room."

"WTF why?" "sorry son got to get started. ohhh yeah, just right'

"FUCK YOU DAD!" & youtoss the phone away



'ooooff'. a noise frm the stable