Escape And Seek Revenge On The Author!

You decide to bust the lock off the door with the rock.
After a couple good swings the lock pops off and you open the door.

You look around and there is pictures of young boys all over the place that look to be cut out of teen magazines. There also appears to be a lot of stalker type photos of boys taken from a distance at school yards and public areas.
In the corner you find a whole entire freezer full of popsicles.
There also seems to be a lot of pairs of boys underwear around here, none of which appear to be clean.

Now what?