Escape And Seek Revenge On The Author!

While you move up to the corner and take of your pants.
You squeeze a loaf out. What a great idea, now I will have to clean it up.
Your then take some leaves off one of my plants and wipe your ass.

Only for some reason your ass starts to itch.
You look around thinking "Oh no was that poison oak!"

But then you realize that it is just your hemorrhoids acting up becuase you are used to sitting on your ass all day.

Now go back to the green house and get back on your adventure jerk.