Escape And Seek Revenge On The Author!

This seems like a very dumb choice, which is probably why you picked it.
You probably thought to yourself "Oh the stupid choice has to be the right one, otherwise why would it be here?"

So you jump into the water... Splash!!!
You start to swim to the ladder as fast as you can...
OUCH! You feel a nip at your toe, and at your other toe, and now on your body.. Tons of nips.. The splashing attracts the piranhas. They tear into you like little sharks.. Each bite leaves more blood.
The piranhas circle around you and you piss yourself.
The warmth of your piss attracts them to your private area where they start to chow down. It takes no time for your flesh and muscle to be removed from your skeleton. Your skeleton falls to the bottom of the tank next to a bunch of dead boyscout skeletons from a previous test session I had, because I am that evil!
End Of Story