A Brutal Slasher Story - Please Add On To This

He stands there and grins as he tells you the legend of this place.
You can tell his grade 5 education really paid off from his story.

"Long time ago der dis killer up in there he come up in der and cuts of der heads of dem der kids and dem concillers, and takes dem bodies and puts em in da mine shaft back dem holler out der."


You just nod your head and say "Oh, alright thank you."