New Year's Eve

Hmm, hoping to get lucky tonight? After you put the dress on you look in the mirror and wonder if it makes your ass look big. Oh well, don't guys like chicks with big butts? You spend the next 2 hours on hair, makeup, and finding the perfect shoes to match your flawless crimson dress. Your friend comes to your door wearing black jeans, a cotton jacket, and tennis shoes. Don't you feel like an idiot? She looks at you and says, "you know we're just going to some 2 star hotel room right?" You respond