Comments & Ratings
||Jul 5, 2012||For those viewing this and wondering what all that nonsense was about, we used to not be able to see who posted comments unless it came with a rating. Still not sure who Bill is, though.|
||May 27, 2011||
Oh I knew your identity a long time ago. Of course you'll still have to kill anyone else who stumbles on to these comments now.|
||May 23, 2011||
Ben = DEP.
Dammit. Now you know my true identity. You must die.
||May 23, 2011||
Thank you, mysterious predatorking bashing person.|
||May 22, 2011||Haha I love the humour in this. Great story, I love it.|
||Jan 3, 2011||"PredatorKing of Fucktards" doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about and is obviously still butthurt about the time when all those shitty facepunch stories were rightfully rated low.|
||Aug 29, 2009||The reader gets hardly any control over the story. Barely even belongs on this site.|
||Mar 26, 2009||Hard to find a flaw with this story. Consistently funny.|
||Jul 4, 2008||This story made me laugh so hard that the people around me began to wonder what I was on. Good job, DEP!|
||Jun 3, 2007||lol|
||Feb 17, 2007|
||Feb 9, 2007||This definitely one of the funniest stories on here, always felt it should be listed as humor rather than drama, but either way, it gets a high score from me.|
||Feb 9, 2007||What can I say? Excellent job DEP|
||Jan 24, 2007||Amazing, man. Truly astounding.|
||Apr 10, 2006||
Oops. Forgot to rate this. Gets a 10 because I feel like giving it a 10.|
Actually I think it's more worthy of a 9, but hey.
||Feb 21, 2006||
-1 for the spelling (as usual),|
-1 for the "don't eat poop" section (flagrant punnish narcissism),
-1 because you suck (HA HA!),
+1 for the Carry Love Tunnel ride!
Damn you, poopy! Damn you and such.
||Feb 16, 2006||
It was good, but the only path that was really funny was the "keep Ducky Park clean" one. Though, the other paths had their moments. Now I know you said that you weren't trying to make this story "laugh out loud" funny, but the problem that surfaces here, is that this story relys on humor and random action as it's main entertainment supply. Without them, the story just kind of drags on at parts.|
The description was perfect (as always) so we can skip that part.
The character, for the most part, was funny and his illogical thoughts kept the story going. I noticed a few times when I felt his personality seemed way out of character, though. Most notably in the line where it said something similar to:
'That's the way it is,' you think. 'being evil is always more fun because there are no morals or rules to abide by. You can do anything you want.'
It seems like the chracter, who is supposed to be noticably slow, is having these thoughts which would apear to be way over his comprehension. (I'm guessing that that's probably your own perspective on being evil by the way... Mine too.)
There were also a few spelling errors, but so few that even ol' Mikey would have trouble finding them.
If it was time for the contest already, I would probably rate a 9.1 - 9.3
||Feb 14, 2006||
Guess who gave himself a ten again... No not joebwoy. donteatpoop did. That's right. It was donteatpoop.|
Let's lynch the bastard.
||Feb 14, 2006||I really enjoyed reading this story! A lot of fun. A few spelling errors, though... can't remember where at the time, but it didn't really upset me too much. Kudos to you. Made me laugh.|
||Feb 12, 2006||You can't criticize this rating. I've told you plenty about Ducky Park, you know why it's one of my favorites. Yes, now one of my favorites, it turned out not to take over Ebay.|