Ducky Park

Written by donteatpoop / R: Restricted - Adult /

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Comments & Ratings

Author	Date	Comment
donteatpoop	Jul 5, 2012	For those viewing this and wondering what all that nonsense was about, we used to not be able to see who posted comments unless it came with a rating. Still not sure who Bill is, though. by donteatpoop on Jul 5, 2012
EndMaster	May 27, 2011	Oh I knew your identity a long time ago. Of course you'll still have to kill anyone else who stumbles on to these comments now. -End Master by EndMaster on May 27, 2011
donteatpoop	May 23, 2011	Shit. Ben = DEP. Dammit. Now you know my true identity. You must die. by donteatpoop on May 23, 2011
donteatpoop	May 23, 2011	Thank you, mysterious predatorking bashing person. -Ben by donteatpoop on May 23, 2011
TheCandyMan	May 22, 2011	Haha I love the humour in this. Great story, I love it. by TheCandyMan on May 22, 2011
EndMaster	Jan 3, 2011	"PredatorKing of Fucktards" doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about and is obviously still butthurt about the time when all those shitty facepunch stories were rightfully rated low. by EndMaster on Jan 3, 2011
PredatorKing	Aug 29, 2009	The reader gets hardly any control over the story. Barely even belongs on this site. by PredatorKing on Aug 29, 2009
urnam0	Mar 26, 2009	Hard to find a flaw with this story. Consistently funny. by urnam0 on Mar 26, 2009
chinook	Jul 4, 2008	This story made me laugh so hard that the people around me began to wonder what I was on. Good job, DEP! by chinook on Jul 4, 2008
Plastic	Jun 3, 2007	lol by Plastic on Jun 3, 2007
TyCamden	Feb 17, 2007	by TyCamden on Feb 17, 2007
EndMaster	Feb 9, 2007	This definitely one of the funniest stories on here, always felt it should be listed as humor rather than drama, but either way, it gets a high score from me. by EndMaster on Feb 9, 2007
apotheosis	Feb 9, 2007	What can I say? Excellent job DEP by apotheosis on Feb 9, 2007
Calen	Jan 24, 2007	Amazing, man. Truly astounding. by Calen on Jan 24, 2007
ChubbyTeletubby	Apr 10, 2006	Oops. Forgot to rate this. Gets a 10 because I feel like giving it a 10. Actually I think it's more worthy of a 9, but hey. by ChubbyTeletubby on Apr 10, 2006
michaelrayholt	Feb 21, 2006	-1 for the spelling (as usual), -1 for the "don't eat poop" section (flagrant punnish narcissism), -1 because you suck (HA HA!), +1 for the Carry Love Tunnel ride! Damn you, poopy! Damn you and such. by michaelrayholt on Feb 21, 2006
YazZMaN	Feb 16, 2006	It was good, but the only path that was really funny was the "keep Ducky Park clean" one. Though, the other paths had their moments. Now I know you said that you weren't trying to make this story "laugh out loud" funny, but the problem that surfaces here, is that this story relys on humor and random action as it's main entertainment supply. Without them, the story just kind of drags on at parts. The description was perfect (as always) so we can skip that part. The character, for the most part, was funny and his illogical thoughts kept the story going. I noticed a few times when I felt his personality seemed way out of character, though. Most notably in the line where it said something similar to: 'That's the way it is,' you think. 'being evil is always more fun because there are no morals or rules to abide by. You can do anything you want.' It seems like the chracter, who is supposed to be noticably slow, is having these thoughts which would apear to be way over his comprehension. (I'm guessing that that's probably your own perspective on being evil by the way... Mine too.) There were also a few spelling errors, but so few that even ol' Mikey would have trouble finding them. If it was time for the contest already, I would probably rate a 9.1 - 9.3 by YazZMaN on Feb 16, 2006
donteatpoop	Feb 14, 2006	Guess who gave himself a ten again... No not joebwoy. donteatpoop did. That's right. It was donteatpoop. Let's lynch the bastard. by donteatpoop on Feb 14, 2006
ShannonK	Feb 14, 2006	I really enjoyed reading this story! A lot of fun. A few spelling errors, though... can't remember where at the time, but it didn't really upset me too much. Kudos to you. Made me laugh. by ShannonK on Feb 14, 2006
jeffisthebest	Feb 12, 2006	You can't criticize this rating. I've told you plenty about Ducky Park, you know why it's one of my favorites. Yes, now one of my favorites, it turned out not to take over Ebay. by jeffisthebest on Feb 12, 2006

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