Death to the Boringness
The voice is deep, booming...James Earl Jones? You know in your hypnotized heart that you will believe whatever it tells you and you will do whatever it commands.
It Speaks: I Command thee to rise from your chair and do my bidding in this world! I, God of Mu, Emperor of Atlantis, I who was worshipped by all beings since before man walked the Earth. I have returned and you must spread word of my arrival! Tell the world: Yxgrrnlksth is here!"
Then the TV goes back to normal...You leap from your chair, Ia, Ia Ftghan Yxgrrnlksth" You cry, spit spraying from between your lips as you try and pronounce your new god's voweless name.
It Speaks: I Command thee to rise from your chair and do my bidding in this world! I, God of Mu, Emperor of Atlantis, I who was worshipped by all beings since before man walked the Earth. I have returned and you must spread word of my arrival! Tell the world: Yxgrrnlksth is here!"
Then the TV goes back to normal...You leap from your chair, Ia, Ia Ftghan Yxgrrnlksth" You cry, spit spraying from between your lips as you try and pronounce your new god's voweless name.