Adventures of facepunch.
Oh God...what have you done? You've done horrendous things to some innocent depressed kid, warping his fragile little mind with all those pictures of yourself masturbating you sent him.
You continue to feel guilty for several days, purposely avoiding the INTERNETS (serious business) and the computer in general..when suddenly there is a knock on the door.
You go to answer it and when you open the door you see Dateline NBC's Chris Hanson in all of his glory.
"I'm Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC and we're doing a story on me attacking random perverts..Ki-yaaaa bitch!"
He does a flawlessly executed spinning clutching super tiger crane cobra mongoose deadly crotch grab and destroys your testicles, your perverted orbs exlpoding like little bombs.
ENDE!
You continue to feel guilty for several days, purposely avoiding the INTERNETS (serious business) and the computer in general..when suddenly there is a knock on the door.
You go to answer it and when you open the door you see Dateline NBC's Chris Hanson in all of his glory.
"I'm Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC and we're doing a story on me attacking random perverts..Ki-yaaaa bitch!"
He does a flawlessly executed spinning clutching super tiger crane cobra mongoose deadly crotch grab and destroys your testicles, your perverted orbs exlpoding like little bombs.
ENDE!
