Adventures of facepunch.

You jump off a 10 foot house and lose 10 health. You walk back to your house only to find out that some little kids were blocking your front door. You try to get to your front door by running but they take off their shirts and starts beating you up. You finally get back inside by telling their mom like a pussy and you slip on your polished floor and slide into a bag of doritos. You eat the doritos. Your ass turns into dick and your face becomes cheese thus causing you to die from lack of oxygen.