Adventures of facepunch.

You punch her in the face and leave. Several days later, police arrive at your house and slaps you in the face and leaves. That slap was so devastating that you fall to the ground and suck on the carpet which had a little bit of syrup on from the night before during waffle time. The syrup was old and worms had gotten inside of it but not any ordinary worms. They had giant dicks that shoot lazers and you eat them and they shoot your insides with lazers. You die.