Adventures of facepunch.
You whip it out. She looks at your massive cock and licks her lips. She reaches for it and she slips and slams into the doorknob. She falls back and hits her head on a bell. She became dizzy and started going towards you but you moved out of the way and she slammed face first into a spiked mattress. She dies and your fingerprints were on her. The FBI traces you and puts you in jail. You're fucked.