Try the new AI-powered Infinite Story.

Adventures of facepunch.

You choose j0ko and log on. You post a thread in general about how cool you are with tons of misspelling and grammar mistakes. Sucks for you because garry just happened to be looking at general and saw your thread. He quickly bans you with (J0KO GTFO LOL) You later kill yourself because you couldn't take embarrassment on the internets.
End Of Story