Happy Monster Island

It soon became clear the baby's mother if indeed it wasn't a cabbage patch kid, was not coming back. If she was anywhere near and was unmoved by her own child's cries then she wasn't someone you'd like to meet. You were suprised the whole Island hadn't come running to hear those screams. The image you had of the baby's mother now was one of a deranged simpleton who was horrified at the alien creature her own body had coughed into existence.

The baby wanted its Mother but it appeared the feeling was not reciprocated. The child had probably given up waiting before you had and now cried out for any available grown up person to take the job of looking after it.

Becoming Godfather to an orphan baby wasn't on your list of things to do today but you can't run away now. Well you can if you're a heartless bastard.

Will you...