Huzaah Of Hudi-Blee-Blah
You walk like one of your legs is numb or paralyzed and is in need of splinting. The hospital staff assumes you've been injured and rushes you to the E.R. They opperate for hours and find nothing wrong. The operation eventually fails when they find out the blood circulation bag was leaking and all your blood is now on the floor and there's no way to put it back. Woops...