The Villain Manifesto

You wait patiently, crouched in ambush position, for an unsuspecting peasant to pass by. Minutes upon minutes pass, and your legs ache. You slouch into a seated position, but can barely keep the crossbow level. Night begins to fall and you become drowzy...

"HULLO!" is the sound that awakens you.

Unfortunately for you, it is the sound of the other rogue discovering you at long last. You reach for the crossbow (which you had dropped in blissful slumber), but the crossbowman is too swift.

His last bolt finds your heart and you die in this wretched sewer!
End Of Story