The Villain Manifesto

You make your way to the edge of town... and the Lusty Lass brothel. No sooner are you through the door than the lusty wench Brianna is upon you. She wraps her arms around your neck and purrs in your ear, "Welcome back, handsome." You sigh; it's good to be among your own kind again.

She leads you to your favorite room - the Red Velvet suite. As soon as you are inside, she locks the door behind you both and drops her robe to the ground. The candlelight dancing across her ample busoms has got to be the sexiest sight you can remember.

"Take a load off, sweetheart," she coos as she pours some wine into two waiting chalices. You take off your pants and begin sipping at the sumptuous wine as she slides your cock in and out of her warm, wet mouth. The pleasure grows in intensity far faster than you are used to. In fact, it's not long before your senses are overwhelmed in ecstacy and you lie back on the bed and pass out.

When you awaken, you find that your arms are tied to the headboard's bedposts by gold silken ropes. Your vision clears just in time for you to see Brianna telling a shadowy figure, "There he is; now where's my gold?"

As the gold clinks into Brianna's treacherous hand, a crossbow bolt finds its mark in your heart.
End Of Story