Hall of Infinite Doors

You grab his leg and try to coordinate things so he fits snugly in your van, but are surprised at the fight he puts up. He squirm and squiggles out every time you get a semi-decent grab on him, and you can't seem to keep him all the way in the door as you try to shut him in. He is almost becoming more of a problem than he is worth. Now you are split second away from winning him over. Suddenly you are aware of something behind you.