Sanity Killer

You enter the apartment and gasp. Oh dear god.

In front of you is Big Bird... all of his feathers are off- you now know for a fact that it is a he, though you're sure that you'd rather have been left in the dark... how EVIL IS SESAME STREET ANYWAY?! Almost on cue, The Grouch walks out of Big Birds closet... with a machete and a handgun advancing on you.
"YOU INTERRUPTED OUR PRIVATE TIME!"

It occured to you, at that moment. You were on THE BAD Sesame street. The one Weird Al talked about in his song "Elmo's got a gun."
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