The Sword of the Northwest

You look at the jiggelotter in one hand and the jigglematrix in the other and realize that they kinda look like soldiers. So you begin to play.

"This kingdom will be mine!" "Not if I can help it." "Foolish mortal." "Takes one to know one!" "Sticks and stones...."

Just then your friend Seerith walks in. Confused he stares at you and asks what you are doing.