Hall of Infinite Doors

God laughs and says, "You have learned your lesson Moses. God is not your friend, God is a spiteful entity whose only purpose is to torment mankind. By worshiping me you enable my behavior and make the torture that much worse for humanity. You may go now... and teach people that I am really a bitch who should be hated. Now Satan on the other hand, he's a cool guy. You should go chill with him at some point.