College: The Birthday!
Secretly, you were always in awe of orchestra people because they were so damn cool and amazing!!! so you invite the girl for coffee. How original. But anyway, the two of you head over to coffee rush and get to talking.
Sadly, you realize you just can't be with someone who actually agreed with the "Hogwash" campaign and leave. The incident inspires you to write a bluesy saxophone tune about it. An agent who just happens to be wandering around in the NAU music building hears you the next time you are playing it and he helps you cut a single. It goes platinum. You become an international star, much cooler than that Kenny G. guy, and hot liberal girls everywhere fall for the way your thoughtful songs sound when played on various reed instruments.
Sadly, you realize you just can't be with someone who actually agreed with the "Hogwash" campaign and leave. The incident inspires you to write a bluesy saxophone tune about it. An agent who just happens to be wandering around in the NAU music building hears you the next time you are playing it and he helps you cut a single. It goes platinum. You become an international star, much cooler than that Kenny G. guy, and hot liberal girls everywhere fall for the way your thoughtful songs sound when played on various reed instruments.
