A Very Special Infinite Story
Woowee, yeah girlie when in doubt, lower your standards!
You begin to shamelessly flirt and get the nerds all hot and bothered, as you listen to their attempts at impressing you. One says you're better than finding a plus 5 sword of demon slaying. Another says you're better looking than She-Hulk. Eventually you get a little curious and go out with one of them.
Well, as you expected, it's a lousy date. He talks endlessly about how it reminds him of Star Trek episode #85392 where Captain Kirk travels back in time and fucks some cave woman to spawn the rest of humanity. You wonder if the other nerds would be more to your liking, so in turn you go out with each one, and of course none of them have a real clue on how to act around a girl. Oh sure they make a really good try, but ultimately their geekiness overrides their charm. However they do succeed in a few aspects, namely they are VERY obedient and willing to spend lots of money on you and you don't even have to do anything, except maybe the occasional kiss and some dirty talk.
You decide to take advantage of this situation. You continue to go out with them in exchange for nice gifts and free food. The nerds of course compete for your attention by trying to outdo one another. You're loving all of this, and get drunk with power. Of course as we all know power corrupts and you begin to get increasingly arrogant and outright mean. Now if you were a lot prettier, you probably could still get away with such behavior, but you ain't and the nerds slowly start to realize it.
And an angry heartbroken nerd is dangerous and a whole pack of them is a terrible thingÂ…
One day when you come into the class and sit at your lab table, you're wondering why all the nerds are so quite, sure they're still watching you, but usually they make some comment about you like how you remind them of a elven princess. This time nothing, they just watch you, they aren't even sitting near your table.
You think it's strange, but go ahead and sit by your table to check on your experiment, before the teacher arrives.
And that's when whatever the hell they did to it explodes on your face. Acid and glass, melt and burn your flesh at the say time while you scream vainly trying to hold your dripping skin to the bone. Apparently they made it somewhat a little too powerful, and what was supposed to just disfigure you, causes you to die a horrible painful death.
The moral of the story?
Don't be a gold digging bitch, if you have no savvy about doing it. Even the lowliest most pathetic guys will usually wise up and retaliate in a violent way. But still, you're not supposed to be going out with nerds anyway, at least not until they're grown up and making SERIOUS money. Of course when that happens go for the big score.
And now you know!
You begin to shamelessly flirt and get the nerds all hot and bothered, as you listen to their attempts at impressing you. One says you're better than finding a plus 5 sword of demon slaying. Another says you're better looking than She-Hulk. Eventually you get a little curious and go out with one of them.
Well, as you expected, it's a lousy date. He talks endlessly about how it reminds him of Star Trek episode #85392 where Captain Kirk travels back in time and fucks some cave woman to spawn the rest of humanity. You wonder if the other nerds would be more to your liking, so in turn you go out with each one, and of course none of them have a real clue on how to act around a girl. Oh sure they make a really good try, but ultimately their geekiness overrides their charm. However they do succeed in a few aspects, namely they are VERY obedient and willing to spend lots of money on you and you don't even have to do anything, except maybe the occasional kiss and some dirty talk.
You decide to take advantage of this situation. You continue to go out with them in exchange for nice gifts and free food. The nerds of course compete for your attention by trying to outdo one another. You're loving all of this, and get drunk with power. Of course as we all know power corrupts and you begin to get increasingly arrogant and outright mean. Now if you were a lot prettier, you probably could still get away with such behavior, but you ain't and the nerds slowly start to realize it.
And an angry heartbroken nerd is dangerous and a whole pack of them is a terrible thingÂ…
One day when you come into the class and sit at your lab table, you're wondering why all the nerds are so quite, sure they're still watching you, but usually they make some comment about you like how you remind them of a elven princess. This time nothing, they just watch you, they aren't even sitting near your table.
You think it's strange, but go ahead and sit by your table to check on your experiment, before the teacher arrives.
And that's when whatever the hell they did to it explodes on your face. Acid and glass, melt and burn your flesh at the say time while you scream vainly trying to hold your dripping skin to the bone. Apparently they made it somewhat a little too powerful, and what was supposed to just disfigure you, causes you to die a horrible painful death.
The moral of the story?
Don't be a gold digging bitch, if you have no savvy about doing it. Even the lowliest most pathetic guys will usually wise up and retaliate in a violent way. But still, you're not supposed to be going out with nerds anyway, at least not until they're grown up and making SERIOUS money. Of course when that happens go for the big score.
And now you know!
