A Very Special Infinite Story
Hey if the pros use them, then it MUST be good! You take the needle and pills for later use.
Before the next try outs you shoot up and feel a surge of energy! You feel like you could lift a thousand pounds! Due to you breaking another member's leg in training, the coach doesn't hesitate to allow you on the team. As the weeks go by, you start pumping a lot of iron and have muscles like you never had before and certainly a lot more confidence. Your awkwardness with girls has ended and after a few winning games your popularity has grown. You are now a "somebody".
Hey steroid freak, don't celebrate just yet, now you get to see how much you fuck up!
You're continual abuse of steroids has increased your aggression to an unnatural degree, at one point you get angry at someone in one your classmates and smash his face into a bloody fucking pulp. It takes the teacher and a couple of your classmates to keep you from killing the poor sonofabitch. Fortunately for you, since you're so "necessary" to win the next game, you get off with just suspension from school for three days. During this time you attend a party (Your parents don't dare try to stop you) where you hook up with some chick.
You and her start making out and then once again you start getting aggressive, she tells you to stop which only makes you angrier so you bitch slap her to the floor and start ripping her clothes off. While you attempt rape, you come across a big problem which is that the steroids have shrunk your balls and made you impotent. Now you're even MORE pissed, so you just start beating the poor girl and blaming her for your own problems eventually breaking her neck. You aren't done yet though, as you're insistent on still trying to get your limp dick hard even after her body has expelled all its fluids from the "death release". At this point some other people from the party enter the room and see this grisly sight.
When they all shout "HOLY SHIT!" you instinctively realize you need to get the fuck out of here, so you jump out the window and land wrong twisting your ankle badly, but you pop some painkillers and start running.
You don't get far when a cop car attempts to stop you, but when the cops get out you charge into the first one and break both of his arms before he can even draw his gun, the second cop shoots you twice, but you don't even feel it and you grab him by the throat and rip out his larynx, then you flip the car over crushing the other cop lying on the ground in pain with broken arms.
More cops come and seeing what you've done they don't take any chances and just blaze away at you with shotguns blowing big chunks of meat out of you finally putting an end to your 'roid rage as well as your life. Fortunately you didn't really feel anything since you were still flying on painkillers at the time.
The moral of the story?
Don't do steroids they make your nuts shrink and cause impotence. And let's be honest, it doesn't matter how many cops you can kill with your bare hands, you just aren't a man if you're unable to rape a woman, shrinky dink!
And now you know!
Before the next try outs you shoot up and feel a surge of energy! You feel like you could lift a thousand pounds! Due to you breaking another member's leg in training, the coach doesn't hesitate to allow you on the team. As the weeks go by, you start pumping a lot of iron and have muscles like you never had before and certainly a lot more confidence. Your awkwardness with girls has ended and after a few winning games your popularity has grown. You are now a "somebody".
Hey steroid freak, don't celebrate just yet, now you get to see how much you fuck up!
You're continual abuse of steroids has increased your aggression to an unnatural degree, at one point you get angry at someone in one your classmates and smash his face into a bloody fucking pulp. It takes the teacher and a couple of your classmates to keep you from killing the poor sonofabitch. Fortunately for you, since you're so "necessary" to win the next game, you get off with just suspension from school for three days. During this time you attend a party (Your parents don't dare try to stop you) where you hook up with some chick.
You and her start making out and then once again you start getting aggressive, she tells you to stop which only makes you angrier so you bitch slap her to the floor and start ripping her clothes off. While you attempt rape, you come across a big problem which is that the steroids have shrunk your balls and made you impotent. Now you're even MORE pissed, so you just start beating the poor girl and blaming her for your own problems eventually breaking her neck. You aren't done yet though, as you're insistent on still trying to get your limp dick hard even after her body has expelled all its fluids from the "death release". At this point some other people from the party enter the room and see this grisly sight.
When they all shout "HOLY SHIT!" you instinctively realize you need to get the fuck out of here, so you jump out the window and land wrong twisting your ankle badly, but you pop some painkillers and start running.
You don't get far when a cop car attempts to stop you, but when the cops get out you charge into the first one and break both of his arms before he can even draw his gun, the second cop shoots you twice, but you don't even feel it and you grab him by the throat and rip out his larynx, then you flip the car over crushing the other cop lying on the ground in pain with broken arms.
More cops come and seeing what you've done they don't take any chances and just blaze away at you with shotguns blowing big chunks of meat out of you finally putting an end to your 'roid rage as well as your life. Fortunately you didn't really feel anything since you were still flying on painkillers at the time.
The moral of the story?
Don't do steroids they make your nuts shrink and cause impotence. And let's be honest, it doesn't matter how many cops you can kill with your bare hands, you just aren't a man if you're unable to rape a woman, shrinky dink!
And now you know!
