Hall of Infinite Doors

Staying put isn't such a good idea. The giants find you quickly on their voracious rampage through the bones.

The larger giant picks you up by the ankle. "Well, well, well. Wot do we have here?" He mutters evily.

"It's a human being." the second giant tells him.

"I know that!" The large giant snaps. "I get the top half."

"Hey, I wanted the top half! I don't want to eat his---!"

"Then pluck it off you stupid bastard!" the first giant roars.

"Please don't eat me!" you whimper.

The large giant looks at you, bemused, "Ya, that's what they all say." Then he bites off your head.