Hall of Infinite Doors

You approach the peperoni door, which is essentially loads of giant pepeoroni linked together. Suddenly, one lifts up like a hatch and a black bearded man peers through the door at you.
"You want some peperoni do you? Some bloody peperoni!? Then take it and leave!" he asnaps, snapping off one of the huge peperoni pieces and chucking it at you.