The World of Ee

You open your eyes and stare at the ugliest face you have ever seen.
"GOODER MERNING!" the Er-man yells and shakes you violently.
"Oh no oh no Er-Eex, that's not the way," the doctor said. "I told you not to scare him, didn't I?"
"Err, yeser," replied the Er-man, "I suppose so Docter."