Hall of Infinite Doors

You say no and sue the house and her. The case is going well in your favor until they hire an investigator to check the quality of your work. He discovers your plot to send the signal. They then in turn couterclaim in court for your wrong. After many attempts to settle with a woman who won't settle for anything but your life, you end up losing the case, filing bankruptcy and having to leave school.
End Of Story