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Xeresgate

You lean closer in your chair to see what more gossip the oafish specimen of barbarian woman has to propogate...

Amidst the former revelry, you notice a peculiar look come across Maude's face. All of a sudden, she leans forward in her seat, beckoning the covey of women forward, whispering things to them too low for you to hear.

Perhaps the best things in the Serpent's Head aren't actually for all to hear! Then again, you aren't exactly the most noticeable of eavesdroppers.

You sneak ever closer to the group of twittering gossips, Maude's voice seeming to annoyingly drop a decibel the closer you get. It is then that you notice (a trifle late) that while Maude's right hand was shielding a whisper, her left was reaching for her axe... which she speedily weilds at you, cleaving your body in twain!

As the blood spills from your dying halves of body, Maude cries, "D'ya see, ladies?!? I told you there was a 'Nervate around 'ere!"
End Of Story