Hall of Infinite Doors

Old Man: "I come here to get away from my wife! She just complains all the time and it drives me insane. This is the only place I can escape to. If it wasn't for this place... I probably would've killed myself by now...or killed my wife. Fed her to the dog. Hehehe... oh wait... the dog died. Poor Ralph, he never did anything wrong. I think my wife's nagging gave the dog cancer. The vets say it happens naturally, but I'll tell you it was her... that witch...