Hall of Infinite Doors

Your worst fears have been realized. You are... a MIDDLE AGED WOMAN! You sit on a big couch in your living room watching a big screen television. Your husband is out working and probably having sex with his secretary but you don't care because he pays for the grocery and cable bills. There is rusted excercise equipment in the corner of the room with many spider webs coating them. This shows that they have never been used and even if you did try to use them your massive girth would probably cause them to fall apart. The house is a mess because you are to lazy to clean and empty take out food containers are scattered about the house. You can see all around you empty chinese noodle containers and empty half gallons of ice cream with the spoons still in them. A soap opera plays on the television and you can feel your spider veins drooping to the floor.