Interdimensional Traveler
"Why is that so surprising?" you ask.
"This dimension was once ruled by humans as well," says the sansevieria leaf, who introduces himself as Doki.
"About 40 years ago, the humans of this dimension were at constant war, and started attacking the deserts and rain forests, our natural habitat, with nuclear weapons. We mutated to the point that we developed eyes, hands, and conscious thought. Also, we no longer needed to be in the ground or some human's flower pot full of dirt to survive. We realized that we might not survive if the humans kept testing nuclear weapons in our natural habitat. While the humans were off fighting each other, we set off and contaminated their water supply with cocaine, marijuana, and other drugs, with the intent of pacifying them. As of today, there are less than one thousand humans in this dimension, and all of them are in the Human Detention Facility outside the city you humans once called Bogota."
Doki looks at you and says "It was prophesized that one day humans would attempt to come in from another dimension and take back their reign. Is that why you are here?"
"This dimension was once ruled by humans as well," says the sansevieria leaf, who introduces himself as Doki.
"About 40 years ago, the humans of this dimension were at constant war, and started attacking the deserts and rain forests, our natural habitat, with nuclear weapons. We mutated to the point that we developed eyes, hands, and conscious thought. Also, we no longer needed to be in the ground or some human's flower pot full of dirt to survive. We realized that we might not survive if the humans kept testing nuclear weapons in our natural habitat. While the humans were off fighting each other, we set off and contaminated their water supply with cocaine, marijuana, and other drugs, with the intent of pacifying them. As of today, there are less than one thousand humans in this dimension, and all of them are in the Human Detention Facility outside the city you humans once called Bogota."
Doki looks at you and says "It was prophesized that one day humans would attempt to come in from another dimension and take back their reign. Is that why you are here?"