World Domination

You run all three girls through your head over and over, trying to use reason over passion. No matter how hard you try, however, one sweet innocent face keeps returning to flood your mind. You hire Alice.

The photo shoots are a success, and she appears on the front page of the Monday edition, wearing a bikini and smiling that familiar smile.

Three weeks later, you are married. The Adelaide News does very respectably for a small-scale publication. You continue to preside over it for another ten years, before having children and opting for a career change.

You never fulfil your dreams of becoming rich and powerful, but your personal life is better than you ever could have wished for, and you do live happily ever after.
End Of Story