My New Bike

While you wait, Blowjob pulls out a strange looking cigarette and sparks it up. He takes a couple puffs off of it, coughs a little, and then passes it the next boy. This same process is repeated until finally one of the boys hands the cigarette to you. "Here, bitch," he says. "Take a couple puffs off this and mellow yo ass down."

"But my mom says cigarettes are bad and cause lung cancer," you point out, steadfastly refusing the offer. The others boys laugh. "This aint no cigarette, homie. Dis is the chronic. And I aint askin you I'm tellin' you to hit this shit. Yo ass needs to chill wit all this 'mama said this and mama said dat' shit you be bringin up in our hood."

"Ya," says the big one, who goes by 'Ox'. "Don't fuck up the rotation. Hit that shit and pass it on!" You gulp and...