World Domination

Plans are drawn up, contracts are finalised, and the new lines take to the skies ... for a while. Your financial advisors had warned you against such a costly project so early in the piece.

The tank goes into the red. You can't pay the workers. If you raise call costs to pay for all this, you'll no longer be competitive.

A month later, you file for bankrupcy and live out the rest of your days as a coconut farmer.
End Of Story