dead man shuffle

You get in your car, a fourth-hand crapmobile, and convince it to start.

You pull out of your driveway, and head down the road twoards the center of town: welcome to Hanton, population maybe 600, accept nobody's counted recently seeing as the mayor is mostly drunk and nobody else can be bothered. Hanton is certainly a one-horse town...unfortunately, it has to share the horse with four other towns in the area. Your shopping (or robbing) options seem to be rather limited. You could hit the gas station, and live on chips and eggs that were boiled during the first Bush administration, or you could try Walmart if you're willing to take a slightly longer drive. Unfortunately, that's probably what everyone else will be doing. You could also try some of the other empty looking houses in town, if you're willing to risk the house not being as empty as it looks, and the wrath of whatever lives inside now.
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