The Great Adventure of Aaron Appelapolous
"I do, I do!" You jump up and down, waving your hand about like a wired first-grader. Surely, you think, if your classmates were to believe you knew some self-defense skills, they wouldn't meet you out in the hall after school and beat the crap out of you for no good reason.
Mr. Honky's eyes suddenly get all fiery and he pulls a giant broadsword from out behind the chalkboard.
"DEFEND YOURSELF!" Mr. Honky booms and crashes through the rows of desks towards you, swinging his broadsword like a pendulum of death.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!" your unfortunate life passes before your eyes in mere seconds as the abusive teacher thunders towards you.
Mr. Honky's eyes suddenly get all fiery and he pulls a giant broadsword from out behind the chalkboard.
"DEFEND YOURSELF!" Mr. Honky booms and crashes through the rows of desks towards you, swinging his broadsword like a pendulum of death.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!" your unfortunate life passes before your eyes in mere seconds as the abusive teacher thunders towards you.