Geek

You'll have to kill him. It's the only way, since he'll never listen to you. You need a drink to get you ready for this though.

You sneak over to Charley's still, thankfully it's not being manned right now. You down a couple of bottle of the toxic swill, spilling some of it on yourself. After you're sufficiently "prepared" you steal one of the midget's hammers and head to Randal's tent.

It's now or never…

You enter Randal's tent which seems a lot larger on the inside than it does on the outside, but you figure it's the booze is effecting your perception. You see Randal getting dressed with his back to you. Excellent.

You creep as quietly as you can in your condition, step right behind him with the hammer raised up high and then…

He disappears before your eyes!

You do a double take, thinking it's the booze again, but then you feel a tap on your shoulder, causing you to turn around to a fiery flash. Not very good in any case especially since Charley's brew that you spilled on yourself earlier makes you quite flammable. You run around his tent attempting to put yourself out.

"Didn't you think I could SMELL you approaching Geek?" Randal says. "I have no idea why you would attempt something so foolish as to try to kill me, but I've always said the Carnival would be a lot better without the likes of you! TABAXINDOGA!"

Whatever Randal just said causes all your limbs to freeze up. The good news is you aren't on fire anymore, the bad news is you're turning to stone! Randal looks noticeably exhausted after casting his spells, but he's still holding all the cards.

"I hate to waste such power on you, especially before showtime. (Pant) it really takes a lot out of me, but sometimes such actions are necessary when being attacked. I'll have to inform Madam Orbec that the new spell she taught me works perfectly… I'll take that hammer, it'll come in handy."

As your body becomes completely stone, the last thing you see is Randal swinging the hammer at your head before it breaks into several pieces.
End Of Story