Interdimensional Traveler

There is no more Canada. It was invaded by the United States in 1993, and the invasion only took four days. In fact, the United States has controlled all of the Western Hemisphere since 2004, and Iran controls all of Europe, Asia, and Africa. Islamic law prohibits alcoholic beverages, and Australia was nuked by both countries. If you want a drop of alcohol, you're going to have to go to another dimension...