Much of Nothing
"We should probably stay longer and fuck some more," You tell her, looking at her slyly from the corner of your eye.
She slaps you playfully on the arm and rolls onto her side. "That's pretty fucking bold, you know?"
"So bold that it makes you horny?" You ask.
"You wish." She says, rolling over onto her back once more.
You roll over and start running your finger along her dark nipple. It stiffens under your touch and she swats your hand away. "Stop it," She says, "You're making me want more."
"Then have more," you tell her, rolling onto of her and sliding your resurrected dick inside of her. A soft moan escapes her mouth. She bites her lower lip and closer her eyes as you thrust yourself inside, deep inside, sliding in and out to the rhythm of her quickened breath. Her nails rake gently up your back, and when you lean in close she nibbles at your ear.
The intensity of the situation and all its glory is interrupted suddenly by a voice from the shore. "What the fuck are you guys doing?! I've been looking all over for you!"
You turn your head to the voice to see Dan standing there, a hand shielding his eyes from the sun. Terri pushes you off of her and you fall off of the rock into the cold river water.
You hit the sandy river bottom belly first and stub your dick on the sand. Yes, actually stubbed your dick. Stubbing your dick hurts. You flail uselessly in the water for a little while before bobbing to the surface. Terri is ahead of you, swimming to shore. You follow soon after.
As you get out of the water you hear Dan commenting on the finer features of Terri's body. She is flipping him off while pulling her clothes on. You reach for your own clothes and pull up your pants, wincing a little when the denim brushes against your still-sore penis.
"Let's go," Terri says to you, shouldering past Dan and heading back on the trail in the direction of the car. Her cheeks are flushed and she is clearly embarrassed. You fall into step behind her, and Dan follows you.
"Hey," Dan says from behind you, "If I would have come along with you guys, do you think she would have gone for a threesome?"
"Shut the fuck up, Dan," You return.
The long climb up the hill cuts short any more of Dan's potential taunts, and for that you are thankful, but you are certain that he is thinking up more as he trudges along. The descent of the hill is nearly as bad as the climb up.
"Shit," Dan says from behind you, "I wish I could just roll my fat ass down this hill."
You reach the bottom of the hill and continue along the winding trail which rises and falls seemingly at whim. You soon reach the bench where one of Dan's cigarette butts litters the ground. The three of your rest here for a length of time.
"I always thought you were gay, dude," Dan says. "So I'm kind of glad I caught you fucking this chick."
Terri walks off in a hurry, her feet falling heavy on the dirt path. Dan laughs obnoxiously as you start walking after her. She doesn't stop though, the trek back to the car continues. Dan catches on soon enough and labors to catch up.
The journey back somehow seems much faster than the journey there. Your legs ache like you've been running laps all day and you fall into the front passenger seat with much gratitude.
It is as Dan gets into the back that you realize he forgot to call shotgun. "Shotgun, dude," You say to him, "Why didn't you call it?"
"What? You're fucking this chick; I figured you should be permitted to sit beside her." He responds.
Terri shoots him a dirty look and puts the car into gear.
The rest of the drive home is a blur to you. Jokes are told, theories are discussed, and plans are made. You arrive in Dan's driveway as the sun starts to set.
"It was nice meeting you Terri," He says to her. "And your boobs are very nice."
Terri flips him off once more and pulls out of the drive way as Dan calls after you; "See you later, asshole!" he says.
Terri drives you home and the two of you sit in the drive for sometime, just staring at each other.
"I had a really good time with you today," She says.
"So did I," You reply. She smiles a smile that melts your heart. She leans forward and the two of you embrace lips and tongues and momentarily become one.
Eventually you get out and make your way to the door while she pulls her car slowly out of the drive.
Your mother waits for you inside. "Why aren't the dishes done?" She asks of you, immediately grounding your lifted spirits. "I gave you one simple task and you couldn't do it. One thing!"
You brush past her and go to your room, crashing onto your bed and reflecting on the days events. You are no longer a virgin, you realize. No longer a boy, but a man. You stare at the ceiling a long while before drifting off to sleep.
You date Terri for a few months before parting ways. It is one of those nice break ups where you remain friends. She is busted for selling marijuana a few years later and serves some time.
She still writes sometimes. You feel guilty about not writing back.
She slaps you playfully on the arm and rolls onto her side. "That's pretty fucking bold, you know?"
"So bold that it makes you horny?" You ask.
"You wish." She says, rolling over onto her back once more.
You roll over and start running your finger along her dark nipple. It stiffens under your touch and she swats your hand away. "Stop it," She says, "You're making me want more."
"Then have more," you tell her, rolling onto of her and sliding your resurrected dick inside of her. A soft moan escapes her mouth. She bites her lower lip and closer her eyes as you thrust yourself inside, deep inside, sliding in and out to the rhythm of her quickened breath. Her nails rake gently up your back, and when you lean in close she nibbles at your ear.
The intensity of the situation and all its glory is interrupted suddenly by a voice from the shore. "What the fuck are you guys doing?! I've been looking all over for you!"
You turn your head to the voice to see Dan standing there, a hand shielding his eyes from the sun. Terri pushes you off of her and you fall off of the rock into the cold river water.
You hit the sandy river bottom belly first and stub your dick on the sand. Yes, actually stubbed your dick. Stubbing your dick hurts. You flail uselessly in the water for a little while before bobbing to the surface. Terri is ahead of you, swimming to shore. You follow soon after.
As you get out of the water you hear Dan commenting on the finer features of Terri's body. She is flipping him off while pulling her clothes on. You reach for your own clothes and pull up your pants, wincing a little when the denim brushes against your still-sore penis.
"Let's go," Terri says to you, shouldering past Dan and heading back on the trail in the direction of the car. Her cheeks are flushed and she is clearly embarrassed. You fall into step behind her, and Dan follows you.
"Hey," Dan says from behind you, "If I would have come along with you guys, do you think she would have gone for a threesome?"
"Shut the fuck up, Dan," You return.
The long climb up the hill cuts short any more of Dan's potential taunts, and for that you are thankful, but you are certain that he is thinking up more as he trudges along. The descent of the hill is nearly as bad as the climb up.
"Shit," Dan says from behind you, "I wish I could just roll my fat ass down this hill."
You reach the bottom of the hill and continue along the winding trail which rises and falls seemingly at whim. You soon reach the bench where one of Dan's cigarette butts litters the ground. The three of your rest here for a length of time.
"I always thought you were gay, dude," Dan says. "So I'm kind of glad I caught you fucking this chick."
Terri walks off in a hurry, her feet falling heavy on the dirt path. Dan laughs obnoxiously as you start walking after her. She doesn't stop though, the trek back to the car continues. Dan catches on soon enough and labors to catch up.
The journey back somehow seems much faster than the journey there. Your legs ache like you've been running laps all day and you fall into the front passenger seat with much gratitude.
It is as Dan gets into the back that you realize he forgot to call shotgun. "Shotgun, dude," You say to him, "Why didn't you call it?"
"What? You're fucking this chick; I figured you should be permitted to sit beside her." He responds.
Terri shoots him a dirty look and puts the car into gear.
The rest of the drive home is a blur to you. Jokes are told, theories are discussed, and plans are made. You arrive in Dan's driveway as the sun starts to set.
"It was nice meeting you Terri," He says to her. "And your boobs are very nice."
Terri flips him off once more and pulls out of the drive way as Dan calls after you; "See you later, asshole!" he says.
Terri drives you home and the two of you sit in the drive for sometime, just staring at each other.
"I had a really good time with you today," She says.
"So did I," You reply. She smiles a smile that melts your heart. She leans forward and the two of you embrace lips and tongues and momentarily become one.
Eventually you get out and make your way to the door while she pulls her car slowly out of the drive.
Your mother waits for you inside. "Why aren't the dishes done?" She asks of you, immediately grounding your lifted spirits. "I gave you one simple task and you couldn't do it. One thing!"
You brush past her and go to your room, crashing onto your bed and reflecting on the days events. You are no longer a virgin, you realize. No longer a boy, but a man. You stare at the ceiling a long while before drifting off to sleep.
You date Terri for a few months before parting ways. It is one of those nice break ups where you remain friends. She is busted for selling marijuana a few years later and serves some time.
She still writes sometimes. You feel guilty about not writing back.
