Hollywood or Bust

"Well if that's the way you feel about it, screw you." Chainsaw Sam says.

He grabs a chainsaw, cuts off your arms and legs, then whacks the Russian Mafia.

He then takes off for Mexico with the $200,000 and leaves you for dead.

BUT YOU DON'T DIE. Even worse, you live for 70 more years, unable to do anything ever again, because you have no arms or legs, and since they were hacked off with a chainsaw, they can never be reattached, and prosthetics are virtually impossible.
End Of Story