Alpha Wolf
"Hey look, there's a lot of them and I just expended energy fighting a bunch of Triffids! This is your business at stake here. Hell you're two times bigger than me, the least you can do is help!"
"Erm well okay, I guess you're right. I just don't like violence, I'm a lover not a fighter." Joe says.
You both walk towards them and get into it. You clobber a couple of them, and think this
is going to be an easy fight, that is until one of them starts talking about the intricacies of insurance forms, then another talks about the topic of button collecting and the details about it. Yet another discusses the fascinating subject of the history of chamber pot making
You've never been overwhelmed by such mind-numbing matter! Your energy begins to leave you and your lids begin to get heavy. Fortunately Joe is there to help you from falling asleep.
"Wake up Wolf! Don't listen to them!" he shouts while punches out three of them at the same time.
"Huh? Yeah!" you say getting yourself back into the fight.
Eventually you both pound all the pod people back into mulch.
"Man, what a boring fight." You say.
"I'm just glad its over, I think I ruined my manicure, I'll have to make an appointment to get another one."
"Yeah anyway, that should be the end of your plant problems now. You're not a bad fighter, for someone who claims to be a lover. I'll just tell Kong he can come over."
"Hold on Wolf, you did help a lot, I didn't even know about the Body Snatcher hiding in the cave. Good thing you were here, before they got too powerful. Here's some money for your help."
"Hey, thanks Joe. Glad this hasn't been for nothing."
You leave Joe to his clean up and ride back home. You then walk back to where Kong is.
"Okay I think you can stay at Joe's, he's got a cave in his backyard, you can take up residence in, it's better than nothing."
"I suppose so; I just hope he doesn't pitch a bitch at me if I accidentally step on a couple of his faggot ass flowers."
"Hey, if you know what's good for you, you won't be talking like that around him or else you'll be getting kicked out again." You remind Kong.
"Yeah, yeah, I know, well thanks for helping me out. I almost didn't think you would when I first asked you."
"What can I say; it's been that kind of day for me and it won't be again for a long ass time if I have anything to do about it."
"Erm well okay, I guess you're right. I just don't like violence, I'm a lover not a fighter." Joe says.
You both walk towards them and get into it. You clobber a couple of them, and think this
is going to be an easy fight, that is until one of them starts talking about the intricacies of insurance forms, then another talks about the topic of button collecting and the details about it. Yet another discusses the fascinating subject of the history of chamber pot making
You've never been overwhelmed by such mind-numbing matter! Your energy begins to leave you and your lids begin to get heavy. Fortunately Joe is there to help you from falling asleep.
"Wake up Wolf! Don't listen to them!" he shouts while punches out three of them at the same time.
"Huh? Yeah!" you say getting yourself back into the fight.
Eventually you both pound all the pod people back into mulch.
"Man, what a boring fight." You say.
"I'm just glad its over, I think I ruined my manicure, I'll have to make an appointment to get another one."
"Yeah anyway, that should be the end of your plant problems now. You're not a bad fighter, for someone who claims to be a lover. I'll just tell Kong he can come over."
"Hold on Wolf, you did help a lot, I didn't even know about the Body Snatcher hiding in the cave. Good thing you were here, before they got too powerful. Here's some money for your help."
"Hey, thanks Joe. Glad this hasn't been for nothing."
You leave Joe to his clean up and ride back home. You then walk back to where Kong is.
"Okay I think you can stay at Joe's, he's got a cave in his backyard, you can take up residence in, it's better than nothing."
"I suppose so; I just hope he doesn't pitch a bitch at me if I accidentally step on a couple of his faggot ass flowers."
"Hey, if you know what's good for you, you won't be talking like that around him or else you'll be getting kicked out again." You remind Kong.
"Yeah, yeah, I know, well thanks for helping me out. I almost didn't think you would when I first asked you."
"What can I say; it's been that kind of day for me and it won't be again for a long ass time if I have anything to do about it."
