Alpha Wolf
You have no idea why the hell Joe hasn't just gotten some heavy duty weed killer. You tell Joe you'll be back and zoom off to the nearest hardware store, where you buy a big tank of the stuff with what little money you have.
When you come back you head straight to the backyard where the Triffids sense new fertilizer and begin to slowly scuttle towards you. You put on a mask and begin to spray the area. The toxic gas does its work and the Triffids begin to die, along with every other plant in the backyard, you've just destroyed Joe's garden!
Just then, Joe comes out to see why there's a toxic cloud in his yard and is horrified by what you've done.
"MY GARDEN! WHAT DID YOU DO!?!" Joe cries.
"I killed the Triffids just like you wanted."
"YOU KILLED MY GARDEN! You fucking idiot! Why the hell did you use poison?! You were supposed to rip them out by hand!"
"Oh so it was okay for me to get stung right? Fuck that, you never said how I was supposed to kill them."
"It should've been obvious not to use poison you goddamn moron!"
"Well shit, I'm not a botanist, how the fuck was I supposed to know."
"Oh God! My business is ruined! I'm finished! (Sob!)"
"Yeah, um, sorry about that. Look I'm just going to leave nowÂ…okay then."
You leave Joe to his tears and ride back home. You then walk back to where Kong is.
"Okay I think you can stay at Joe's, he's got a cave in his backyard, you can take up residence in, it's better than nothing."
"I suppose so; I just hope he doesn't pitch a bitch at me if I accidentally step on a couple of his faggot ass flowers."
"I don't think you'll ever have to be worrying about that Kong."
When you come back you head straight to the backyard where the Triffids sense new fertilizer and begin to slowly scuttle towards you. You put on a mask and begin to spray the area. The toxic gas does its work and the Triffids begin to die, along with every other plant in the backyard, you've just destroyed Joe's garden!
Just then, Joe comes out to see why there's a toxic cloud in his yard and is horrified by what you've done.
"MY GARDEN! WHAT DID YOU DO!?!" Joe cries.
"I killed the Triffids just like you wanted."
"YOU KILLED MY GARDEN! You fucking idiot! Why the hell did you use poison?! You were supposed to rip them out by hand!"
"Oh so it was okay for me to get stung right? Fuck that, you never said how I was supposed to kill them."
"It should've been obvious not to use poison you goddamn moron!"
"Well shit, I'm not a botanist, how the fuck was I supposed to know."
"Oh God! My business is ruined! I'm finished! (Sob!)"
"Yeah, um, sorry about that. Look I'm just going to leave nowÂ…okay then."
You leave Joe to his tears and ride back home. You then walk back to where Kong is.
"Okay I think you can stay at Joe's, he's got a cave in his backyard, you can take up residence in, it's better than nothing."
"I suppose so; I just hope he doesn't pitch a bitch at me if I accidentally step on a couple of his faggot ass flowers."
"I don't think you'll ever have to be worrying about that Kong."
