Alpha Wolf
So much for civility
"Peeyew! It smells like a fucking litter box emanating from the house!"
"Wolf! You said you'd be civil!" Mary remarks.
"Doesn't sound like something I'd say."
"Mary, why'd you bring this dick here?" Irena asks.
"Because I THOUGHT he wanted to reunite with his son, not be obnoxious!"
Just then your son comes to the door. He's even more surprised to see you.
"Dad? What, what're you doing here?"
"Insulting your wife so far." Irena answers.
"I don't need to insult your feline ass; you people do a good enough job of that yourself by your mere existence."
"Now that's enough Wolf!" Mary says hitting you.
"Fuck you, you mean old bastard!" Irena says.
"Dad, come on stop. Look let's all go inside and "
Now two little furballs come to the door, they look like Wolf cubs, but the unmistakable feline features are there. They look up at you with wide eyes.
"Who's that Daddy?"
"That's your grandfather." Lawrence says picking one up. "Dad you've never even seen your own grandchildren. You want to hold them?"
"Don't let that bastard hold them! He's never bothered to see ANY of his grandchildren! Fuckin' deadbeat!" Irena says.
"Shit, they'd be safer with me than they are with you! You better watch your kids Lawrence, she'll be trying to molest them soon, if she isn't already, you know how those fuckin' cats are!"
Oooh boy you really crossed the line that time.
"WOLF!" Mary shouts.
"How fucking DARE you! Fuck you! I don't need to be insulted on my own property! Get the fuck out!"
"Dad, you're out of line! You can't just come here and insult my wife and family like this!"
"Oh so that's how it is eh? I've been hearing about how you want to see me so bad, but now you're showing your true colors. You're gonna side with your wife, instead of your blood. Shit, I knew you were whipped. I wasted my fucking time all those years ago trying to groom you to take my place and there's no point in wasting my time here, I'm fuckin' done. Enjoy your fuckin' life with your cat bitch and your halfcat brats." As you turn around you address Mary. "Yeah, this was a great idea Mary. If you want a ride back home, I'll be on my bike waiting a few minutes, if not, you can get a ride from either the inbreeder or the traitor."
You get on your bike and wait awhile for Mary, but it's apparent she isn't following, so you take off and leave. Fuck her too and if she doesn't want to work on the movie idea with you; then fuck that as well, you'll survive somehow, you always have. It's what you do best. You had a temporary moment of weakness, but when it came down to it, you stuck by your principles. You might be an old and broke, but at least you're not fucking a cat thing.
"Peeyew! It smells like a fucking litter box emanating from the house!"
"Wolf! You said you'd be civil!" Mary remarks.
"Doesn't sound like something I'd say."
"Mary, why'd you bring this dick here?" Irena asks.
"Because I THOUGHT he wanted to reunite with his son, not be obnoxious!"
Just then your son comes to the door. He's even more surprised to see you.
"Dad? What, what're you doing here?"
"Insulting your wife so far." Irena answers.
"I don't need to insult your feline ass; you people do a good enough job of that yourself by your mere existence."
"Now that's enough Wolf!" Mary says hitting you.
"Fuck you, you mean old bastard!" Irena says.
"Dad, come on stop. Look let's all go inside and "
Now two little furballs come to the door, they look like Wolf cubs, but the unmistakable feline features are there. They look up at you with wide eyes.
"Who's that Daddy?"
"That's your grandfather." Lawrence says picking one up. "Dad you've never even seen your own grandchildren. You want to hold them?"
"Don't let that bastard hold them! He's never bothered to see ANY of his grandchildren! Fuckin' deadbeat!" Irena says.
"Shit, they'd be safer with me than they are with you! You better watch your kids Lawrence, she'll be trying to molest them soon, if she isn't already, you know how those fuckin' cats are!"
Oooh boy you really crossed the line that time.
"WOLF!" Mary shouts.
"How fucking DARE you! Fuck you! I don't need to be insulted on my own property! Get the fuck out!"
"Dad, you're out of line! You can't just come here and insult my wife and family like this!"
"Oh so that's how it is eh? I've been hearing about how you want to see me so bad, but now you're showing your true colors. You're gonna side with your wife, instead of your blood. Shit, I knew you were whipped. I wasted my fucking time all those years ago trying to groom you to take my place and there's no point in wasting my time here, I'm fuckin' done. Enjoy your fuckin' life with your cat bitch and your halfcat brats." As you turn around you address Mary. "Yeah, this was a great idea Mary. If you want a ride back home, I'll be on my bike waiting a few minutes, if not, you can get a ride from either the inbreeder or the traitor."
You get on your bike and wait awhile for Mary, but it's apparent she isn't following, so you take off and leave. Fuck her too and if she doesn't want to work on the movie idea with you; then fuck that as well, you'll survive somehow, you always have. It's what you do best. You had a temporary moment of weakness, but when it came down to it, you stuck by your principles. You might be an old and broke, but at least you're not fucking a cat thing.
