Pokemon Adventure!

Too late!! Oh crap!! You feel your arteries clogging and there's nothing you can do about it! You never knew you had health problems, but just a little jumping up and down set off a full-on fatal heart attack. Since you are alone, nobody is there to report your death or mourn over you. They will, however eventually find your body and have a proper funeral with the tombstone reading, "The aspiring Pokemon trainer that just wanted it too much."
End Of Story