Heroes in a Half Shell
"You two take care of these clowns, I'm going after Shredder." You tell them as you spin around to face him.
He is still standing there holding April, who seems on the verge of tears. You rush forward to attack your sworn enemy, trying your hardest to keep your eyes focused on him and not on the tuft of brown hair between the reporter woman's legs.
Before you reach him, however, the enormous alligator intercepts you with a snapping jaw that would've taken one of your legs off if not for your ninja reflexes. You jump back out of the beasts range and consider how best to deal with it.
It's eyes are certainly vulnerable to attack, right? If you take out its eyes, you should take out the beast. Perhaps you can jam that bo down its throat. Certainly that would provide favorable results?
What do you decide?
He is still standing there holding April, who seems on the verge of tears. You rush forward to attack your sworn enemy, trying your hardest to keep your eyes focused on him and not on the tuft of brown hair between the reporter woman's legs.
Before you reach him, however, the enormous alligator intercepts you with a snapping jaw that would've taken one of your legs off if not for your ninja reflexes. You jump back out of the beasts range and consider how best to deal with it.
It's eyes are certainly vulnerable to attack, right? If you take out its eyes, you should take out the beast. Perhaps you can jam that bo down its throat. Certainly that would provide favorable results?
What do you decide?