The Whole World In Your Hands

In order to lessen civilian casualties on your side, you order the Army to attack France. The armies are evenly matched numerically, but as you're attacking, they have the advantage. Especially since you're attacking France in place of England. As the French refused to support the American war in Iraq, you have already taken anti-French sentiment a little further. Not only are French fries now Freedom fries, but you have barred learning anything about France. And so your armies go meandering through the French countryside, rarely finding enemies. And they are killed when they do.

You have no men left. And when the French and English now come for you, you are wide open. It's over! It's all over!